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When Did Cliff Clavin Get A Job As A Bailiff? At Least He Got A Photo With Tiger Woods

September 3, 2010

TMZ, courtesy of the mysterious ways in which it operates, somehow got its paws on a photo of Tiger Woods shortly after his divorce from Elin was finalized in a Bay County courthouse in Panama City,

TMZ Sports Headline Containing Thinly-Veiled Fellatio Reference Hard To Swallow

Jason Rowan |

August 4, 2010

Well played, TMZ. Well played.
You see, it’s funny because it implies that Rachel Uchitel once had Tiger’s…well you know why it’s funny.

Jared Allen Defends The Honor Of Fiancee In Profanity-Laced Fashion

Jason Rowan |

April 20, 2010

A word to the wise: it’s probably not the best idea to call an insane professional football player’s fiancee a derogatory name.

Everybody Start Feeling Bad For TMZ Starting…Now!

Jason Rowan |

February 18, 2010

Boo-hoo. Poor, poor TMZ.