Sure, Comedy Central canceled Onion Sportsdome (and sadly, Sports Show with Norm MacDonald – sigh), but that does not mean the Onion Sports Network is incapable of razor-sharp sports-related sa
It’s funny because Sidney Crosby plays for the Pittsburgh Penguins, not my favorite NHL team.
Well played, Onion. Well played.
Dan Hampton thought the line about oil-soaked birds was brilliant until someone informed him otherwise.
As many of the regular readers of the Sportress – all four of you – are well aware of, it’s that I love The Onion.
Why? Because I said so, that’s why. Also, I’m still pissed about his scrambling, 49-yard, game-winning touchdown run against the Vikings in October of 1988. That bastard.
Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay
As a regular reader of the Sportress (as I know each and every one of you are – or you should be – no, it’s not a threat), you are no doubt alr