Hoo boy, this ain’t good. The interwebs caught fire last week when photogs captured Tiger Woods ex, Elin Nordegren, canoodling with a new, unnamed man.
Penis Investigator? Pecker Inspector? Prick Injester? Professional Irritant? Okay, “injester” isn’t even a word and those four examples can hardly be considered comedy gold, but wha
Sorry guys, you won’t be able to ogle at photos Rachel Uchitel nude anytime soon after Tiger prevented Harem Member #1 from appearing in a “totally naked except for her pubic area”
Celebrity fame-monger/Tiger harlot Rachel Uchitel is catching a bunch of heat in the tabloids for making a visit to Ground Zero.
Well played, TMZ. Well played.
You see, it’s funny because it implies that Rachel Uchitel once had Tiger’s…well you know why it’s funny.