Help Us Obi-Wan Pavanostache, You’re Our Only Hope
Well, the Twins went and royally screwed the pooch last night in Game 1 of their ALDS series against the Yankees and didn’t even have the decency to bring home leftovers in a doggie bag before
Posts tagged: Pavanostache
Pavanostache!
What more needs to be said? For weeks now I have been doing my very best to keep you readers apprised of the miracle workings of the entity known here at the Sportress only as Pavanostache.
Pavanostache Says ‘Don’t Squeeze The Charmin…Or Use It To Wipe Your Butt’
Because that’s what his right hand is for!
Alright, this is a couple of days old, but as you all know because you follow my every move, I have been on vacation.
The Superbeing We Call Pavanostache Appears To Be A Xenophobic Canada Hater
After rolling along with amazing success ever since the moment Carl Pavano and his mustache’s genetic code – in some kind of twisted perversion of science – merged to become an unst
Do Not Fear Pavanostache, But Remain In Awe Of Its Power
I warned you people. I told you a week-and-a-half ago that Carl Pavano’s mustache was evolving, getting stronger.
