Allow me to be the first to introduce you to Wenlock and Mandeville, the official mascots of the 2012 Olympic Games in London. Horrifying. Truly horrifying.
Mascot Internal Monologue:
My heart races. My pulse quickens. The anticipation is growing.
Milwaukee Brewers mascot Bernie Brewer will once again appear to slide into a refreshing liquid after home runs by the home team, but in this politically-correct era, it won’t hearken back to a