HEAD racquets, that is. And now, that makes perfect sense on another, completely non-perverse, level.
Maria Sharapova has signed on with Nike to pimp their products to the tune of $70 million, the most lucrative contract ever signed by a female athlete.
Praise be to the tennis gods.
Okay, gotta relax here. Take a few calm, measured breaths. Hoo boy.
So I head out to the mailbox yesterday evening to…check the mail – what else was I going to do? Play tiddlywinks with it? Jeez.
Officials will reportedly be cracking down on excessive grunting and groaning by players at Wimbledon this year.
I guess I know what I won’t be watching on Saturday: the women’s final of the French Open.
The headline writers for the sports section of the New York Post were positively on fire today, with three, count ’em, three puntastic headlines.
Maria Sharpova, who is quickly becoming the Matron Saint of Sportress of Blogitude (because she’s a supremely talented tennis player, of course), lost her quarterfinal ma
In her first singles match in over nine months, Maria Sharapova defeated Italian Tathiana Garbin 6-1, 6-7 (6/8), 6-3 in the first round of the Polish Open in Warsaw.
Much to the chagrin of event organizers, fans in Rome and Madrid and chronic internet masturbators the world over in need of new pics, Maria Sharapova will not compete in next week’s Italian Op