Brilliant. Absolutely, positively, certifiably brilliant.
Lou Holtz, God love him, is sadly beginning to display troubling signs of senility.
…and he realizes it isn’t a giant piece of candy wrapped in shiny foil.
Because Charlie Weis is fat and would probably want to eat a giant piece of chocolate shaped like Knute Rockne.
Updated: The Billboard Notre Dame’s (FAKE) Alumni Association Put Up Near Campus Is Ten Kinds Of Awesome
Update: It appears that there is no such thing as the Linebacker Alumni at Notre Dame, so the person or persons behind the billboard are unknown.
Sushi, modern rapid transit, schoolgirl underwear vending machines, Notre Dame football?
That’s right, Lou Holtz will be coaching a ragtag group of Notre Dame alumni against the Japanese nationa