Uploaded by the primitive man himself – more accurately, by someone affiliated with his company, Jared Allen 69 Inc.
Fly and be free, mulletized hair on the back of Jared Allen’s scalp, fly!
No one can hurt you now.
Sad news to report, NFL fans (as well as fans of spectacularly terrible hairstyles): in light of his upcoming nuptials, Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen has cut off his mullet.
A word to the wise: it’s probably not the best idea to call an insane professional football player’s fiancee a derogatory name.
Baltimore Ravens rookie tackle Michael Oher wasn’t very impressed with Jared Allen after he faced him (along with help from a chipping running back or tight end on almost every play) yesterday
Jay Glazer usually does some webcast thingy every Monday called “The After Party”, which is part of Fox Sports’ “Lunch With Benefits” series.
I have a buddy that does some work over at Winter Park, the corporate headquarters/practice facility for the Minnesota Vikings.
Here’s a photo of Jared Allen from his appearance on Jim Rome Is Burning wearing the skin of an animal that he refers to as “Stewart.