Jared Allen hilariously announced his NFL retirement in February by literally riding off into the sunset. Kind of.
Dan Orlovsky’s NFL career arguably — and unfortunately — can be summed up in one boneheaded play involving newly retired Jared Allen.
After a brilliant 12-year career that arguably merits Hall of Fame consideration, Carolina Panthers defensive end — and cowboy at heart — Jared Allen announced his retirement on Twitter i
Jared Allen pleaded for people to stop overreacting to Cam Newton’s touchdown celebrations, comparing the Carolina Panthers quarterback’s on-field exuberance to the excitability and passi
With the Minnesota Vikings across the pond to take on the Pittsburgh Steelers in a battle of 0-3 teams that should be referred to as the “Wanker Bowl,” it was perhaps inevitable that play
Vikings running back Adrian Peterson, currently rehabbing after knee surgery, may be disappointed right now because it appears he will have to begin training camp on the Active/PUP list, but at least
There was a time when the presence of Terrell Owens in a football game qualified as must-see TV. Things have changed quite a bit since then, as illustrated by the news that T.O.
The Minnesota Vikings traveled down to Atlanta two weeks ago to take on the Falcons which ultimately led to another loss for the Purple.
While the Minnesota Vikings have been horrible this season, blowing sizable halftime leads in three of the team’s four losses, defensive end Jared Allen has been on an absolute tear, leading th
While it is hardly shocking that anything involving Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen would be a tad askew, his second annual Night Ops II charity event and golf tournament held Monday in S
"Find your happy place, Jared.
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One would suspect that after doing it for so long, the celebration Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen does after sacking a qu
Oh, the humanity! Don’t just stand there, soldiers, help the guy out!
And by “good,” I of course mean “borderline retarded in a self-deprecating fashion.” But that’s the way of the world when you are Jared Allen.
Now, there’s nightmare fuel and then there’s SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? SOME KIND OF HIGH OCTANE NIGHTMARE FUEL?!? I believe this little story fits quite nicely in the la