Well, hello there. How are things? Quite well, I imagine.
Giddy up! Welcome back, Jimmy Joe. We’ve missed you ’round these here parts like a raccoon misses old aluminum garbage cans.
Glowing pucks a/k/a FoxTrax, the NHL innovation from a bygone era that ended up being an epic fail of historic proportions? So passé, so 1990s.
I have never claimed to be an expert on Whitetrashians, the prevalent social group amongst fans of NASCAR, but I have to imagine that this is a match made in heaven: former vice presidential candidat