Well, the Twins went and royally screwed the pooch last night in Game 1 of their ALDS series against the Yankees and didn’t even have the decency to bring home leftovers in a doggie bag before
What more needs to be said? For weeks now I have been doing my very best to keep you readers apprised of the miracle workings of the entity known here at the Sportress only as Pavanostache.
Because that’s what his right hand is for!
Alright, this is a couple of days old, but as you all know because you follow my every move, I have been on vacation.
After rolling along with amazing success ever since the moment Carl Pavano and his mustache’s genetic code – in some kind of twisted perversion of science – merged to become an unst
I warned you people. I told you a week-and-a-half ago that Carl Pavano’s mustache was evolving, getting stronger.
Before you know it, that bad boy is going to become self-aware, and when that happens? Hoo boy, look out.