Brazilian soccer player Somalia was kidnapped by thugs while on his way to practice with his Botafogo teammates in Rio de Janeiro.
Seriously, when is the last time this guy did anything funny? Mork & Mindy, maybe? The secret to making acting all coked-up and manic funny is to be coked-up and manic.
Lots of stuff (well two things) about Rio/Brazil in the news today.
First off, the city of Rio de Janeiro appears to be making serious headway in becoming the front runner to host the 2016 Olympics.