Paul The Psychic Octopus Sleeps With The Fishes
I’ve got some bad news to break to all the fans of psychic cephalopods out there: Paul the Octopus Oracle who achieved worldwide fame for his ability to predict the outcomes of matches during t
Posts tagged: 2010 World Cup
This Just In: Playing Soccer Requires Physical Exertion
Now that the World Cup is behind us and Americans are once again renewing their lukewarm love affair with the sport – at least for a few months before its spell over us loses its power –
Time For A Bulletproof Aquarium: Paul The Octopus Oracle Received Death Threats
I wonder if Paul, the World Cup match-predicting octopus from Germany who has become one of the bigger celebrities to emerge during the tournament, saw this coming: in light of his amazing accuracy i
Vuvuzela-Carrying Vagabond Vanquished From Pitch During Germany-Spain Match
What? Don’t they have tasers in South Africa?
The quality of the video isn’t great (if something else better comes up, I’ll replace this one), but here is the first video available
U-G-L-Y, Wayne Rooney Ain’t Got No Alibi
Look away, he’s hideous.
Let’s Suckle At The Teat Of The Larissa Riquelme Pageview Boobnanza One Last Time
Hey, it is what it is…denying it doesn’t change the truth: Larissa Riquelme has indeed been a pageview boobnanza for many a sports blog.
Just Doing My Best To Keep You Up-To-Date On Paris Hilton’s World Cup Slutfari
Earlier this week, the Sportress had a somewhat off topic story regarding a photo Paris Hilton uploaded to Twitpic of her sitting on a buttload of luggage as she prepared to embark on a trip to South
She Sure Got A Purty Mouth: A Study Of Larissa Riquelme’s ‘Open Wide’ Photo Pose
Holy ginormous mouth, Paraguyan World Cup Hottie Superfan! Now that’s a mouth you can set your watch to. Or something.
Zing! Osama Bin Laden-Related Humor Shows England’s World Cup Team What’s What
Comedy Lesson #1: If you are searching for some way to get in a nasty dig on something or someone but still want it to be embellished with some component of offbeat, scatological humor – you kn
Ashley Cole Now Hates England As Much As Getting Caught Cheating On His Hot Wife
To be honest, I know very little about this Ashley Cole chap, but I can tell you this: I have little sympathy for a guy who would be arrogant and moronic enough to cheat on the gorgeous Cheryl Cole.
Buttload Of Luggage: Paris Hilton Packed Entire Whoredrobe For World Cup Trip
The traveling STD cautionary tale that is Paris Hilton uploaded the above photo which epitomizes the spoiled heiress’ compulsion for excess to Twitpic earlier today with the following caption:
Vuvuzelas Replace Shrieking Babies As Prevailing Irritant On World Cup Flights
A disconcerting tidbit courtesy of Los Angeles Times writer Grahame L.
And Now, Your World Cup-Predicting Octopus Oracle Soothsaying Update
Last week, the Sportress regaled you readers with the intriguing story of Paul the Octopus Oracle. As you might recall, Paul was born in England and currently lives in an aquarium in Germany.
