Via the Duluth News Tribune:
Lily the famous black bear gave birth to two cubs today, according to a Facebook post by Sue Mansfield, a biologist at the Wildlife Research Institute and North America
Oscar Wilcox, a 70-year-old ranch owner living in Fort Pierce, Florida, was minding his own business on New Year’s Day as he set to make some repairs to a fence on his property.
This is Rebel. He’s an eight-month-old German Shepherd from Desert Hot Springs, California.
Help us, Shark Hunter Quint: you’re our only hope. Oh yeah, Quint ain’t real.
Get it? As in Charlie the Tuna, the mascot for StarKist? Funny, right? Okay, maybe not right now, but later you’ll be chuckling at it or using it as a pickup line one a lady at the bar.
Thank goodness! How would I have been able to choose the winer between the University of Washington or Washington State University in their annual matchup, cutely referred to as the Apple Cup, if i
Ha, dog beer puns. Good stuff.
Holy mackerel, would you get a look at the size of that fish? Quite impressive.
Well, a skunky beaver can be a pretty formidable thing to deal with as well, but that’s a different story altogether.
Sweet fancy Moses, would you get a look at that thing? It’s aquatic nightmare fuel.
As the Guthrie family agreed upon, once their pet turtle named Tomalina, a red-eared slider, grew too large for its aquarium, they would donate it to a nearby zoo.
Via msnbc:
Qondile Khedama, a spokesman for the central South African city of Bloemfontein where Charlie had been a fixture at the small zoo, says the chimp died Tuesday, apparently of old age.
As host of ZeitGeist, Willie Geist makes it abundantly clear to you pervs out there that, no, this is not that kind of video and frankly, you should be ashamed of yourself if that’s what got yo
Stupid colliding dolphins, probably drunk on sea whiskey or something.
