Lamar Jackson receives offer from bidet company amid ‘cramping’ saga
The saga surrounding the nature of the “cramps” that caused Lamar Jackson to rush back to the locker room during Monday night’s game against the Cleveland Browns has led to the Baltimore Ravens quarterback being the butt of numerous scatological references and toilet humor wisecracks.
The notion of course that Jackson was suffering from a very specific type of “cramping,” and now the silly speculation has even inspired a bidet company to make the reigning NFL MVP an offer he can — and most certainly will — refuse.
A letter from Tushy company founder Miki Agrawal to Jackson shared by Jenna Laine of ESPN shows how the company has submitted a proposal where a bidet would be installed in the Ravens’ locker room.
A bidet company has reached out to Lamar Jackson, offering to install one of its devices in the Ravens’ locker room. pic.twitter.com/8Kq6DDwJve— JennaLaineESPN (@JennaLaineESPN) December 15, 2020
Tushy even doubled down on the offer by responding to Jackson’s amusing tweet about the entire situation.
But if you were taking a , it would have been better if you had a TUSHY in the locker room, right? DM us, the Ravens deserve this. https://t.co/xFliPLrnHD— TUSHY Bidet (@hellotushy) December 15, 2020
Jackson has repeatedly denied the assertion that he rushed back to the Ravens locker room and missed two series before heroically returning to lead the Ravens to a thrilling 47-42 victory was because of a bathroom emergency.
That said, many on social media have pointed out the gait Jackson employed when making his impromptu rush off the field says all that needs to be said on what inspired the mad dash.
I know that kind of run, and it ain’t because of cramps lol... pic.twitter.com/icg4Wv9pgt— Will Blackmon (@WillBlackmon) December 15, 2020
Odds are Jackson’s continued denials will not quell all the toilet humor tomfoolery — not to mention further potential offers from companies like Tushy — much to his presumed disappointment.