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National Cereal Day provides amusing fodder for J.J. Watt Twitter musings

J.J. Watt found himself in quite the conundrum Thursday, which marks National Cereal Day, as the Houston Texans superstar challenged himself to whittle down all his many favorite cereals into a top-five list.

In a series of amusing, yet deeply contemplative tweets, Watt agonized over how to go about ranking his top breakfast cereals.

Despite all the hemming and hawing and soul-searching, Watt was unable to restrict his favorite cereals to only five.

Given every cereal that cracked Watt’s list is more or less sugar in bowl, odds are he might hear from the Texans’ dietician about making better breakfast choices.

Meanwhile, Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker T.J. Watt — who already made an appearance in the string of tweets — razzed his older brother over being unable to pare down the cereal list to a more manageable size.

The Texans even got in on the action as well by posting a photograph of Watt aggressively consuming an entire box of Crunch Berries, which presumably is his favorite cereal since it sits atop his list.

Perhaps Watt is correct in the assertion that it’s impossible to come up with one’s top-five list of breakfast cereals. If there’s ever a time to contemplate such deep issues, it would be the day dedicated to them.

Happy Cereal Day, folks.