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Cleveland radio host vowed to eat horse poop if Browns took Baker Mayfield at No. 1

A Cleveland-area radio host offered to eat horse poop if the Browns drafted Baker Mayfield with the No. 1 overall pick in the 2018 NFL Draft. The Browns of course did in fact select Mayfield. Now, ESPN 850 Cleveland’s Aaron Goldhammer, if he’s a man of integrity (and boasting a lot of intestinal fortitude) is now on the hook to make good on his threat.

Goldhammer took to Twitter on Thursday morning to cheekily express confidence he would not be obligated to honor his threat.

When the Browns, as was the belief ahead of Thursday’s first round in light of numerous reports, took Mayfield, Goldhammer was singing a slightly different tune on Twitter.

Goldhammer also retweeted a few messages directed at him, making it clear he knows all too well what’s expected of him.

So far, there’s been no word from Goldhammer — at least on Twitter — that he intends to follow through on his vow. Although he could always consult with this Cleveland Cavaliers fan on the subject.

That said, if Goldhammer actually does in fact eat horse poop, let’s hope he has the good sense to stock up on breath mints, toothpaste, mouthwash … you name it.