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Newborn baptized into Bills Mafia by ‘breaking’ tiny table (vid)

The Bills Mafia is a fascinating subculture of passionate Buffalo Bills backers. The crew have firmly established reputations for having a proclivity for skullduggery, highlighted by committing outlandish antics during tailgating sessions. Perhaps the most infamous antic that occurs during said pregame revelry is the Bills Mafia’s patented table-breaking routine.

A common sight in parking lots outside New Era Field is a rowdy Bills Mafia member smashing through a foldout table. While things typically go as well as can be expected in light of the act, there have been … incidents¬†… some more serious than others.

Keeping that background preamble in mind, perhaps it makes a lot of sense — or much less sense, depending on one’s point of view — that a presumably card-carrying member of Bills Mafia baptized his newborn child into the culture with some table-breaking action.

Swaddled in a Bills blanket — of course — watch the proud papa assist his newborn in breaking a tiny table.

Breaking tables since day one #BillsMafia

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And there you have it. For better or worse, thanks to said table-breaking christening, this adorable infant’s path to acceptance by Bills Mafia has now been set.