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Tom Brady and Gisele are going as Avocado and Toast for Halloween?

Tom Brady let the (black) cat out of the proverbial bag by revealing what he and wife Gisele Bundchen are dressing up as for Halloween. And let’s just say it’s a couples costume bit that makes no sense but at the same time is totally Brady.

Brady, appearing on WEEI, revealed that the supercouple will be going as … avocado and toast? Huh?

“I think my wife picked something out,” Brady revealed while discussing the New England Patriots’ 21-13 victory over the Los Angeles Chargers. “So, I don’t want to give it away. They’ll find me in my neighborhood. It will be a nice costume. People won’t know who I am, but it will be fun.”

Brady did in fact give it away later during the interview, although the costumes certainly are real head-scratchers.

“I think we’re some type of avocado and toast,” Brady said. “I don’t know which one. My wife bought the costume.”

Brady added that Gisele purchased the costumes on Amazon.

“Avocado and the toast,” Brady said. “I don’t know. My wife bought it,” adding, “I don’t know what I am going to be [avocado or toast]. Whatever costume fits.”

Brady of course is renowned for his rigidly strict diet and commitment to nutrition. So much so, in fact, Brady counts avocado ice cream as one of his few dietary indulgences. With that in mind, the notion Brady is dressing up as an avocado for Halloween makes perfect sense, so long as the Avocado costume is the one that fits him.

WEEI tracked down a listing on Amazon of an Avocado costume, which retails for $59.99. The Toast costume, however, currently remains a mystery.