Brewers backer Kato Kaelin rages on Twitter during loss to Cubs
The Chicago Cubs’ rally from a 3-2 deficit starting starting in the ninth inning that led to a 5-3 extra-inning victory Thursday led die-hard Milwaukee Brewers backer Kato Kaelin into a fit of Twitter hysterics.
Kaelin, the most infamous house guest human history, is a Milwaukee native and often wears his Brewers fandom on his sleeve.
So, when the Brewers, who were on the fringes of competing with the Cubs for a National League Central title while also scrambling for a National League Wild Card berth, inexplicably blew Thursday’s game at Miller Park, Kaelin was fit to be tied and proceeded to suffer an all-out Twitter meltdown.
Cubs superstar Kris Bryant hit a go-ahead two-run homer off Brewers reliever Oliver Drake and became the target of Kaelin’s ire, along Craig Counsell, who the O.J. Simpson house guest blasted for game mismanagement.
Game over! Another f' up by Counsell @Brewers RISP we just fn SUCK!
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 22, 2017
U FN SUCK @Brewers – U DESERVE TO LOSE – bases loaded! It's the story of this team. Counsell bunt wins game- send the runner! PATHETIC
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 22, 2017
I FN TOLD U! U SUCK 4EVER @Brewers 4EVER!! DRAKE WAS GREAT CALL COUNSELL! U can't manage a check book! Goodbye SEASON OVER! Really over!
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 22, 2017
So fn depressed by the @Brewers – U RUINED IT 4 the city! Drake, just quit -walk off the mound now. Bases loaded 1 out bottom of 9 & we lose
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 22, 2017
Goodbye FN TWITTER @Brewers
— Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 22, 2017
Tell us how you really feel, Kato.
Despite Kaelin’s social media histrionics, it’s not all over yet for the Brewers. While the Cubs reduced their magic number to six with the win, the Brewers only are one game out of the second NL Wild Card spot.
Perhaps a good night’s sleep allowed Kaelin a sunnier disposition this morning. Or not.
