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Lenny Dykstra took some time to discuss Darryl Strawberry’s genitals

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Lenny Dykstra’s outrageously crass and candid ways were on full display this week as he promoted his memoir, “House of Nails: A Memoir of Life on the Edge.”

Not only was there an enlightening yet awkward appearance on “The Howard Stern Show” during which he regaled the host with tales of how he serves as a gigolo to elderly women, but a speaking engagement Gramercy Theatre on Wednesday night afforded Dykstra the opportunity to discuss Darryl Strawberry’s manhood.

“That guy was hung like a swamp mule,” he said, via the New York Post. “He had a hammer from hell. It was traumatizing.”

Dykstra also claimed he would get erections every time he played in New York, so there’s that as well.

Regarding his memoir, released Wednesday, the former MLB great said “I hung my balls out” for it and there was “blood on the keyboard” during its writing, presumably in metaphorical terms.

“It’s real, it’s raw, it’s sad and it’s happy and it’s called a life,” said Dykstra. “If I could do it again, I’d do it the same f—ing way.”

A hardly surprising sentiment from the likes of Dykstra, that’s for sure.