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Kristin Cavallari breaks down the nuts and bolts of Jay Cutler’s vasectomy


Kristin Cavallari alerted the world Wednesday on Maria Menounos’ SiriusXM podcast that her husband, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, is “taking permanent measures” by getting a vasectomy.

And perhaps more amusingly — or disturbingly, depending on one’s particular point of view — the 32-year-old mother of three (ages 3, 22 months and four months) did so in somewhat graphic detail.

But first she revealed the decision to have Cutler undergo a vasectomy was entirely her idea, a procedure she explained involved a “teeny tiny incision.”

“My philosophy is, we have to push the babies out,” she said, as transcribed by the New York Daily News. “So (he) can do one little thing and get snipped. I’ve pushed three babies out the old hoo-ha. I’ve done enough.”


And things got even more awkward. Witness this exchange between Menounos and Cavallari.

“Which one’s the guy (one),” Menounos asked. “Which one’s the girl?”

Thank goodness Dr. Cavallari was in.

“Vasectomy is the guy,” she confirmed, even explaining the vas deferens between male sterilization and a hysterectomy.

“No way,” the E! News host gasped. “I can’t imagine him going for this. I cannot imagine him being like, ‘Yes, have my balls.’”

There you have it. What a nutty conversation, right? And no, making that punny joke wasn’t really all that ballsy.