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David Ortiz says his dream job is ‘porn star’ in hilarious questionnaire

David Ortiz is one of the most provocative and engaging personalities in baseball, so it should come as no surprise that when the Boston Red Sox slugger was asked to do a fill-in-the-bank questionnaire by The Players’ Tribune, his responses were enlightening, interesting and … hilarious.

The piece, entitled, “What the (Blank),” asked Ortiz to fill in his answer to a handful of intriguing questions, including “My favorite sports team growing up was the …” (Bulls), “If I’m at an all-you-can-eat buffet, the first thing I’m going for is …” Fried chicken) and “The best uniforms in sports belong to …” (Us). But perhaps the best response involved Big Papi’s alternative career aspirations:

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Bow-chick-a-bow-wow…

In light of his “dream job,” his response to “My guilty pleasure song of the moment is …” (I like big butt), which presumably is in reference to Six Mix-A-Lot’s classic “Baby Got Back.” In other words, perhaps should Ortiz ever actually make a foray into the adult film world, the title of his first click should be “Big Papi and the Baby Got Back Bonanza.”

Or something.

(image via CBS Sports)