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Brandon Marshall rocks ridiculous suit after win over Colts (pics)

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New York Jets wide receiver Brandon Marshall had a monster game in Monday’s 20-7 win over the Indianapolis Colts, catching seven balls for 101 yards and a touchdown. But he saved his best showing for after the game.

The wide receiver was dressed to the nines for a postgame appearance with ESPN’s “Monday Night Football” crew … but that’s perhaps on a scale of 100, depending on one’s particular fashion sense.

ESPN in a tweet characterized Marshall as bringing “a strong suit game.” To each their own.

Seriously, could those pants be more painted on? Although the high hem on the pant leg certainly helped Marshall accentuate and showcase his … camouflage slipper-moccasins.

ESPN in a tweet characterized Marshall as bringing “a strong suit game.” To each their own.

And really, that suit makes him look like a maître d’ at a really cheesy airline-themed restaurant that has its serving staff dress up like horribly attired flight attendants.

Wow. Just wow.