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Second book in ‘Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series’ released on Amazon

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For those eagerly awaiting the release of “Fifty Shades of Grey” in theaters Friday and have worn out their copies of the novel, good news is here: The highly anticipated second book in the “Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series” has hit the virtual shelves.

Entitled, “A Gronking to Remember 2: Chad Goes Deep in the Neutral Zone,” is available on Amazon in both paperback and Kindle edition. Like the initial book in the series, it is written by Lacey Noonan and it features allusions to the New England Patriots superstar tight end.

The erotica novella — which “contains real page numbers” it is noted on Amazon — is described as follows:

Leigh has a serious problem. And it’s the sick, twisted pervert who’s kidnapped her for his own pleasure! Chad!

When Leigh spurns his advances at a party he throws in her honor, Chad goes haywire and kidnaps her, stealing her away to his personal New England Patriots Shangri-La, a secret Man Cave hundreds of feet below sea level he affectionately calls his “Chadmiral’s Quarters.”

Leigh awakens to a strange NFL-and-BDSM-infused nightmare. Chad is obviously off the deep end with lust for her, and while naked, Leigh is tantalized to see Chad is a very built and attractive man—but now that Chad has her in his grasp he has some very “unique” ideas about how they should spend their time together. He’s going to teach her the rules whether she want to learn them or not. Rules that will make Leigh squirm with pain and pleasure. Leigh cries out! But is it with ecstasy? Is she starting to like what Chad has to offer? Complicating things? With Dan? With Gronk? With her etsy store? With her very soul?

Really, how many times in life has the sequel been better than the original? Well, let me tell you this: This is one of those times. “A Gronking to Remember 2: Chad Goes Deep in the Neutral Zone” is so dark and twisted, so devious, so hot and thought-provoking, it makes the first book in the series, the best-selling “A Gronking to Remember,” look like A PIECE OF ****.

So read what everyone is talking about and have no reservations: “Chad Goes Deep in the Neutral Zone” is no sophomore slump… It is a verified sophomore SLAM.

It’s difficult to ascertain whether this is an actual book or some kind of “literary” joke perpetrated by Noonan, although the author has been hyping its publication on Feb. 3 via her Twitter account, including links to some salaciously explicit excerpts. Be forewarned.

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The initial offering in the “A Gronking to Remember” series set off a significant media firestorm, so much so that it was pulled from Amazon’s e-book offerings and culminated with Gronkowski himself comically reading a steamy passage from it during Super Bowl Week and later during an appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

Crazy stuff.