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Bengals’ George Iloka responds to Twitter criticism with crudely hilarious diagram (pic)

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The Cincinnati Bengals eked out a 33-23 win over the terrible Jacksonville Jaguars on Sunday. But for one Bengals fan, an on-field decision by George Iloka in the waning moments of the game merited criticism, to which the safety responded in crudely hilarious fashion.

Iloka intercepted Jags quarterback Blake Bortles in the end zone late in the fourth quarter, a stellar defensive play that essentially clinched the win for the Bengals.

Icing the game with the interception should have been rightfully celebrated by Bengals fans, but Iloka nevertheless was subjected to a somewhat silly critique by the aforementioned disgruntled Bengals backer.

Iloka clearly was not interested in letting this fan’s criticism get away with taking a shot without a response of some sort, so the safety provided the nattering nabob of negativity with a nifty little diagram which provided detailed instructions on what said fan should do with their opinion.

There you have it. No ifs ands or “butts” about it, Iloka brilliantly put this excessively hypercritical fan on blast.

What arguably makes Iloka’s butthole-based barb even more amusing is how he retweeted a Bible verse on Monday morning.

The drastically disparate tone of the two tweets certainly seems to balance out the crudeness of the previous tweet, does it not?

Also worth noting: Iloka appears to have butts on the brain quite often, as illustrated by how he once relayed on Twitter how he thoughtfully waited to poop until his cleaning lady left his home, not to mention how he once proclaimed himself the “ass-whisperer.” Interesting dude.

[H/T Kissing Suzy Kolber]