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White Sox bench coach Mark Parent’s crotch adjustment is aggressive, disturbing (GIF)

Chicago White Sox bench coach Mark Parent clearly was in a state of great crotchal discomfort while seated in the dugout during Tuesday’s tilt against the Boston Red Sox. But instead of using some discretion and making a subtle adjustment in order to alleviate it, Parent went all-out, engaging in some serious tugging and jostling that was disturbing as it aggressive.

Given his surname of Parent, hopefully Marky Mark and the Junky Bunch has sired all the children he hoped to have in his life because there’s a chance irreparable damage had been done. Gee whiz.

(GIF via Deadspin)