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Alex Ovechkin does white boy dance onstage during Moscow concert (video)

It should not be surprising in the least, but when Alexander Ovechkin took the stage to boogie down during a concert by Irakli Pirtskhalava at a Moscow nightclub over the weekend, the Washington Capitals superstar demonstrated that while he can make superhuman moves on skates, his dancing ability leaves a lot to be desired.

Ovechkin clearly is living it up as he celebrates leading Russia to gold at the World Championships a few weeks ago.

Watch as Ovi busts out one of the most stereotypical “white boy dances” in the long and storied and awkward history of dancing white men.

Another video of the beautiful disaster of a hot mess that is Ovechkin trying to bust a move:

Here are some GIF, courtesy of Russian Machine Never Breaks:

Hoo boy. That ain’t right.