Behold, the first wave of ‘Johnny Manziel-Hot Dog’ memes (pics)
As is often the case when sordid stories break, such as the one involving the hoax lawsuit filed against Johnny Manziel, the Internet quickly become a snarky community of wisenheimers.
In a completely predictable outcome, the interwebs giddily took to smart-alecky Photoshoppery in order to humorously interpret the lurid and salacious details contained in the patently absurd sham of $25 million frivolous lawsuit inconceivably accepted and filed against the Cleveland Browns quarterback in Florida.
Of course, the central theme of the Photoshop work was inspired by the allegation that Manziel sent the plaintiff in the suit a photo of his penis placed in a hot dog bun. From there the Internet took over.
Sure, it was inevitable, but that does mean it can’t be enjoyable. To wit:
I don’t know. This Manziel photo doesn’t seem so bad. pic.twitter.com/9cdzC31XMh
— Caleb Saenz (@calebjsaenz) May 23, 2014
.@JManziel2 ??? pic.twitter.com/2g5p14kqYB
— Peter Laviolette (@fakelavy) May 23, 2014
Here’s the first draft of the packaging for Johnny Manziel’s new product endorsement pic.twitter.com/wAqZO30oS2 — Weather Moose (@WXMoose) May 23, 2014
.@JManziel2 Will you autograph this for me or nah? pic.twitter.com/n6AJte0jgV — Stephanie Metzger (@7thInningSteph) May 23, 2014
Buy your own tribute to Johnny Manziel now http://t.co/TVfCNbMKqj pic.twitter.com/37kBrVV2ru — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) May 23, 2014
Johnny Manziel’s next endorsement? (H/T @JustinKaz213) pic.twitter.com/3OQLrpK1fg — Factory Of Sadness (@SadnessFactory) May 23, 2014
The calm before the storm… #Manziel pic.twitter.com/5KMDoOCngp — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) May 23, 2014
Johnny Manziel be like.. pic.twitter.com/3Rhy5j2lYE
— Adam Beauregard (@BigandJuicy24) May 23, 2014
Johnny Manziel Hot Dogs pic.twitter.com/hERM3fWqQY
— Bacon Sports (@BaconSports) May 23, 2014
If this Johnny Manziel sexual harassment is true I’m starting to like this guy #AngryBrownsFan #JohnnySelfie pic.twitter.com/WI7RxBxH52
— Angry Browns Fan (@AngryBrownsFan) May 23, 2014
Can’t wait until my new Johnny Football jersey arives! #JohnnyLawsuit pic.twitter.com/pvLfPOVJsF
— Peyton’s Head (@PeytonsHead) May 23, 2014
The text Johnny Football sent pic.twitter.com/nQ39LH1AQ1
— Team Athlete (@Team_Athlete) May 23, 2014
Some Johnny Manziel fans in LA pic.twitter.com/VBdSErj5GL
— Joe (@CleSoldier2011) May 23, 2014
Ha. And a bravo for good measure. Just think, this is only the first wave. The best, I bet, is yet to come. it’s like the swallows flocking to Capistrano, only with dick jokes and wiener Photoshops.