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Along with the huge corn dog, Diamondbacks also introducing the ‘Venom Dog’ (photo)


Clearly not content with running roughshod over the recommended daily caloric intake of the team’s fans with the introduction of an 18-inch corn dog stuffed with cheese and bacon called the D-bat Dog, the Arizona Diamondbacks also revealed that the Chase Field will also be offering something called the Venom Dog.

The Venom Dog, while not as fattening — presumably — as the team’s absurdly ginormous corn dog, will provide a much more savage punch to the guts of those who choose to feast upon it, as it consists of a foot-long Habanero sausage. Spicy stuff, to be sure, but the dog is topped with guacamole, sour cream (as well as beans) to tone down the heat.

Still, bring on the Rolaids, man. Talk about a heat-seeking gut bomb.

(image via @darrenrovell)