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Arizona Diamondbacks unveil 18-inch corn dog stuffed with cheese and bacon (photo)


According to Darren Rovell, the Arizona Diamondback will unleash the above deep-fried behemoth upon fans taking in ball games at Chase Field this upcoming season.

Named the D-bat Dog, the concession item consists of an 18-inch-long corn dog stuffed with cheese and bacon. The price? $25. That amounts to about one dollar per 250 calories according to my unscientifically arrived at calculations. The antacids and possible angioplasty, of course, will cost you extra.

Seriously, forget the name D-bat Dog. It should be D-fibrillator Dog, right?

There’s really not much to add to this story other than, “Two please.”

[H/T Big League Stew]