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One’s short, one’s tall! Tim Lincecum (5-foot-10) and Kameron Loe (6-foot-8) switch unis (pics)

Oh, spring training skullduggery. It’s funny, you see, because their is a substantial height differential between San Francisco Giants pitchers Tim Lincecum and Kameron Loe. That means the two wear differently sized uniforms. And when the two exchanged said uniforms, Lincecum looked silly because Loe’s uniform was too big and Loe looked silly because Lincecum’s uniform was too small and really tight. It’s a subtle brand of visual humor, to be sure, that’s why I felt compelled to spell it all out for everyone. CSN Bay Area’s Andrew Baggarly was the first to break a story about the uniform-based tomfoolery and size differential-related hijinks on Twitter, and as you can see, those uniforms don’t fit well at all!

As an aside, it’s nice to see that Lincecum still appears to be rocking his perv-stache. Seriously, simply sporting that thing should require Lincecum to walk around and meet all his neighbors to notify them of his presence.

Teammate Hunter Pence documented the comically ill-fitting attire with another, somewhat more awkward, photo of the duo:

Yikes. Loe better get Lincecum’s pants off soon before a severe lack of blood flow results in the need to have his ass amputated.

Is there such a thing? An ass amputation? If there is, that would be kinda weird, right?

[H/T Big League Stew]