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If God were a retired gunslinging NFL QB, he’d look like present day Brett Favre (photo)


A photograph of a very burly, very bushy-bearded Brett Favre has been making the rounds on the Internet over the past day or so. In it, Favre looks like a man who is enjoying his retirement … by working out 10 hours a week on his arms while eschewing Just for Men hair care products as he grows out a magnificent gray beard. Crap, Gentle Ben wouldn’t be able to tell Favre and Grizzly Adams apart.

Favre’s fantastic and Biblical beard was first noticed during his lengthy appearance on the NFL Network’s Super Bowl XLVIII pregame show last month, but as you can see above, it’s been kicked up a notch. The same can be said about his arms. It looks like he’s been curling tree trunks or something.

In fact, Favre, given how folks have often pictured God as some gray-haired, bearded superman, looks just like what God would look like if he was a recently retired gunslinger NFL quarterback who just liked to have fun out there. And whatnot.

[H/T SB Nation, image via @stevebraband]