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Gisele wishes Tom Brady a happy fifth anniversary by posting romantic wedding pic (photo)

A very happy anniversary goes out to Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady. The good-looking super couple have now been married for five wonderful years, have two beautiful children and are so freaking rich regular folks such as you and I can scarcely comprehend just how much money they have pooled via their union.

Gisele took to Instagram to wish her New England Patriots quarterback hubby a happy anniversary, writing, “Happy anniversary my love. Te amo! #wedding #2009 Feliz anivers├írio meu amor. Te amo! #casamento #2009” with some hearts sprinkled in here and there that seem to break a post’s page if left in so they have been omitted.

Hopefully, Tom doesn’t something super romantic like, say, perform a touching rendition of “Happy Anniversary Baby” by the Little River Band. I know I would.

And for those who are wondering, the traditional gift for the fifth wedding anniversary is wood. I’ll allow all you wisenheimers out there in Internetland to come up with your own jokes for that low hanging fruit.