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Stephon Marbury crushed by cake while celebrating 37th birthday in China (GIF/photo)


So, uh, Feb. 20 is Stephon Marbury’s birthday. He’s in China, still pursuing his professional basketball career. He celebrated his birthday. By pals slamming a large birthday cake into his face.

This entire scene is all kinds of weird. Seriously weird. Like, “Maybe we shouldn’t be watching it” kind of weird.

Marbury writes in a post on Weibo: “They got me good for my birthday … Held me down and made me take that cake!”

Huh. Take that cake. It almost sounds perverse, right? Weird, man. Weird.

The GIF courtesy of SB Nation provides all the visual evidence necessary to properly document the oddness:


(image via @chernykh)