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Milwaukee Brewers’ ‘Racing Sausages’ murdered, asphyxiation believed to be cause (photo)


That’s a shame. The famous “Racing Sausages” of the Milwaukee Brewers have been done in, presumably by asphyxiation. A militant faction of meat-hating PETA members are believed to be the primary suspects. But don’t worry, the police are on the casing, er, case.

Actually, this is a photograph snapped and tweeted by’s Adam McCalvy of the “Racing Sausages” costumes being packed up to be shipped down to Spring Training for Cactus League play in Arizona. At least that’s what we hope is going on here … and that no one is in any of those costumes. Otherwise, murder by asphyxiation may be the best case scenario.

[H/T Hardball Talk]