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Seattle-area veterninary clinic offering ‘Free Bronco Castrations’ (photo)


That’s nuts, man. With Super Bowl XLVIII frenzy ramping up, especially for fans of the Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks — in particular in the geographic locales those NFL franchises call home — smack-talk via signage will become a frequent sight in the coming week-and-a-half or so.

Behold how a Seattle-area veterinary clinic entered the trash-talking fray: By offering free castrations for Broncos all this week. What a deal.

How great would it be if some wisenheimer showed up at the clinic with a wild, untrained, bucking Bronco in tow and demanded a free horse castration? Would Cascade Veterinary Clinic honor the offer presented on its sign? Doubt it. But it would be funny if someone would try it.

Thus far, in off Super Bowl stories, we have had a Washington teen fired for wearing a Broncos jersey to work and a Denver company making the argument that Champ Bailey has more class than Richard Sherman. That the craziness continue.

[H/T Deadspin, image via@cohenkomo]