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Evan Turner is George Costanza, expresses unhappiness with male masseuse (photo)


Philadelphia 76ers star Evan Turner broke out of a bit of slump on Wednesday night, scoring a season-high 34 points to go along with 11 boards and 2 assists as he led his team to a 110-106 win over the slumping New York Knicks.

Given his productive performance on the court on Wednesday, it makes sense that Turner may be a bit sore and feel the need to seek out some off-the-court relief for his aching muscles on Thursday.

And that is just what Turner did, as he elected to hit up a massage technical specialist — a masseuse to the layperson — for some treatment.

In a tweet, Turner freely admitted the gender of the masseuse he was assigned made him a bit uncomfortable. Not only that, his ponytail apparently wasn’t helping, either.

But here’s the question for Turner about the masseuse: During the time he was … touching .. and … rubbing…

Does he think it moved?

That’s the question. And here’s another one: Who snaps a photo during a massage?

[H/T College Spun]