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Vulgar display of power: Blake Griffin dunks all over Kris Humphries (videos)

During the third quarter of Wednesday night’s Los Angeles Clippers-Boston Celtics at Staples Center, Blake Griffin unleashed an absolutely nasty slam dunk, right in the poor face of Kris Humphries.

Griffin received the ball off the bounce, took one step and rose … and kept rising and rising, until he was towering over Humphries before slamming the ball home, leaving the Celtics big man cowering, unable to do anything to stop Griffin’s slam dunk ferocity.

Humphries hasn’t been that emasculated since … well, insert some random Kim Kardashian reference here. Mercy.

Griffin led the Clippers with 29 points as Los Angeles held of Boston, winning on their home court by a score of 111-105.

Here’s another look at the savage slam (via @cjzero):

Goodness gracious. Humphries previously has said that people often mistake him for Blake Griffin. On Wednesday night, the only mistake was that some crime scene investigator didn’t trot out onto the court and outline where Humphries was standing with chalk.

Oh Kris, oh, Kris Kris Kris. You sir, were served up a heaping, steaming bowl of dunk stew. Whatever that means.