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Jameis Winston presents the ‘Top 10 List’ on ‘The Late Show with David Letterman’ (video)

With the ugly sexual assault allegations and ensuing drama seemingly behind him and a Heisman Trophy in hand, Florida State Seminoles quarterback Jameis Winston is living well at the moment. On Monday, he was afforded the honor of doing the “Top 10 List” on “The Late Show with David Letterman.” Of course, the list was football-themed: “Top Ten Unusual Things To Hear in a Huddle.”

Winston, nattily attired in a spiffy tuxedo, presented the following list of strange things heard in a huddle.

10. Is this about football?
9. One of their guys is shoving me
8. Who’s wearing perfume?
7. Let’s win this for Kim Jong-Un’s uncle?
6. Is anybody here a notary public?
5. Hey — we match.
4. Ugh — grass stains.
3. Guys, I’d rather be along right now.
2. Crap, wrong team
1. How many of you guys won the Heisman?

Well played. And well-executed. Winston certainly shows a flair for comedy and the ability to ham it up and not take himself too seriously.