Nightmare Fuel: What NFL quarterbacks would look like as drag queens (photos)
GAH! Last week, the folks over at Mandatory.com did some brilliant Photoshop work as they envisioned what superstar NFL quarterbacks would look like if they were bald. It was a slice of photo manipulation brilliance and it did not end there.
On Friday, Mandatory delivered some true nightmare fuel with its contemplation of what some prominent quarterbacks would look like if they were drag queens, obviously motivated by this gender-bending mockery of Eli Manning that San Diego Chargers fans pulled last week.
As you can see above, Philip Rivers as a drag queen is a truly disturbing sight, nearly enough to prompt inducing a person’s gag reflex. One is left to wonder if Rivers would be able to incorporate his snakeskin boots and bolo tie into his transvestism wardrobe. Probably.
A few of the terrifying images follow, including Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, Denver Broncos signal-caller Peyton Manning (rocking the Farrah Fawcett feathered-hair look) and finally, Washington Redskins benched QB Robert Griffin III.
And man, RG3 as an afroed lady-man? Not a pretty sight.
Now I know way more than I ever needed to know about the Crying Game, man.
Be sure to head over to Mandatory for Drag Queen Jay Cutler and Transvestite Colin Kaepernick, among others. Scary stuff.