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New Orleans Pelicans mascot Pierre remains a terrifying hell-spawned demon bird (photo)

A couple of weeks ago, we made note of a sign held up by New Orleans Pelicans mascot Pierre the Pelican during a recent home game. Jokingly, it was argued that the message on the sign, “Kids Only” indicated that the hell-spawned demon bird mascot was coming after our children, like a Freddy Krueger, only not in nightmares.

Well, thanks to SB Nation, we have evidence that Pierre the Pelican is indeed making good on his threat. Poor kid.

* Note: Of course, this entire post — and the one that preceded it about the sign — are all in jest and should not be taken seriously. That does not make Pierre the Pelican any less terrifying, just not a homicidal maniac.