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Former Dolphins LB Channing Crowder admits that he urinated on himself during every game (video)

In an interview with NFL Films for a trivia segment to air on “NFL Films Presents,” retired linebacker Channing Crowder freely — almost proudly — admitted that during every game of his six-year NFL career with the Miami Dolphins, he relieved himself in his uniform.

Every game. Crowder says he’d “…pee down his leg every game … I never went to the bathroom,” he adds, before pausing and then finishing his thought, “…in a toilet.” Awesome.

The fact that Crowder chose to cut open a (main) vein about his in-game, urinary habits is strange, but the manner in which he almost boasts about it really is a wicked pisser.

And yet, Crowder’s admission leaves so many questions unanswered. Which is a good thing if you ask me.

[H/T Awful Announcing]