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Now you see it… Browns wideout Josh Gordon has a camouflage Porsche (pic)


Cleveland Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon may have been the subject of trade rumors earlier this week, but what would have happened if he had been traded but was hiding out in his car? Would anyone have been able to find him?

As you can see — or not see — this is believed to be Gordon’s Porsche. And he has had a pretty interesting custom paint job applied to it, a camouflage paint job. I mean, look at that thing…

Wait. Where did it go?

Just kidding. Much like LeBron James’ custom-painted Lamborghini Aventador Roadster that matches the interior of his new Nike LeBron X1 “King’s Pride” sneakers, there is no chance of maintaining a low profile in Gordon’s camo ride. Unless he was driving it around in a deep forest or jungle environment. Then, the camouflage would be helpful, but he may want to put on some off-road tires, then.

[H/T Sporting News, image via @JoeNogaCLE]