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Redskins fan’s crude pantomime before game predicts ultimate outcome (GIF)

Before the Monday Night Football match-up between the Washington Redskins and Philadelphia Eagles even had its kickoff, ESPN cameras captured a Redskins fan in the stands making a self-pleasuring pantomime for all the world to see.

In a way, it’s like his mimed masturbatory moves predicted how the team’s fan base would ultimately react to the eventual outcome of the game, as the Redskins — especially in the first half when Philly jumped out to a 26-7 lead– were run off the field by the Eagles’ up-tempo offense as created by the mad scientist mind of Chip Kelly and orchestrated by Michael Vick.

In the end, the Redskins lost by the score of 33-27, after Robert Griffin III and his teammates staged a valiant comeback that would lead those who did watch the game to the conclusion that the game was closer than it actually was.

And all we had to do was heed the warnings exhibited by a jagoff’s fake jacking off. He’s like a pseudo-self-pleasuring soothsayer or something.

[H/T The Big Lead]