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Teacher in Starkville, Miss. teaching her students about the SEC (photo)

Down in SEC Country, much like other areas of the country, students are presumably taught “The Three Rs”: Reading, writing and arithmetic. Where SEC Country differs, however,  is that not only are students instructed in the areas”The Three Rs” covers, teachers sneak in an “S” into the educational motto.

Of course, the “S” stands for “SEC.” And why the heck not, right? Teach what you know, and down in SEC territory, you better know your regional college football.

Sure, teachers are prohibited from teaching traditional religion in public school systems, but the SEC is an entirely different religion altogether.

[H/T @ClayTravisBGID, via College Spun]