Topless body painting apparently a thing at Marlins Park (semi-NSFW pics)

The Miami Marlins are a terrible team that play in a garish, usually near-empty ballpark. So, topless body painting! Apparently.

Courtesy of a tweet from the fine folks at Busted Coverage, we were made aware of the kind of hyper-sexualized antics that occur within the tawdry environs of The Clevelander, which includes scantily-clad women and topless body painting.

Semi-NSFW pics follow.

Via Instagram:

Huh. I guess it’s beats the heck out of looking at that Home Run Celebration Sculpture thingy.

Via @JHay97:

Take Me Out to the Ballgame, indeed.

[H/T Gamedayr]