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Watching Charlie Manuel popping out his dentures is nightmare fuel (GIF)


This just in: Philadelphia Phillies skipper Charlie Manuel has dentures. Of course, the fact that a 69-year-old man would require the aforementioned dental apparatus hardly is surprising. What is off-putting, though, is how Manuel elected to play around with them while leaning against the railing of the dugout during Philly’s game against the Atlanta Braves at Turner Field on Monday night.

As you can see, it’s a profoundly disturbing scene, man. Manuel resembles a potential member of the Cenobites crew from the Clive Barker film, “Hellraiser.” All he needs is an S&M-inspired leather outfit and Pinhead standing next to him.

With that in mind, it gets worse and becomes straight-up, certifiable nightmare fuel when viewed as a GIF.

You’ve been warned.

Via @corkgaines:

GAH! Somebody get this poor old man some Fixodent, stat! And while they’re at it, given the looks of those bad boys, some Efferdent wouldn’t hurt, either.

And I’m not sure what’s worse: This freaky scene or the nightmare fuel that was the bizarre Derek Jeter mask from earlier. Let’s call it a toss-up.

[H/T For the Win, image via @BKroos]