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3D or not, this Derek Jeter mask is full on nightmare fuel in any dimension (GIFs)


I don’t know what the hell is going on in the below GIF and quite frankly, I don’t want to know. What can be ascertained is some New York Yankees fan was hellbent on scaring the ever-living crap of not only anyone whose gaze happened to fall upon the horror that is her Derek Jeter floating, maybe 3D mask thingamajobber in person, but for anyone who happened to catch a glimpse on television.

And now, anyone perusing the interwebs who has the unfortunate experience of seeing it may become permanently traumatized.

Go on, look, if you dare.

Via Cut4:

And an additional GIF, via Deadspin:

What the holy hell? It’s like the mask is floating or something, beckoning victims into its web of inescapable and everlasting nightmares, ready to steal your soul. Haunting.