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Dwight Howard dirty dances with older lady, does ‘The Hustle’ in granny wig (vids)


Much like Charles Barkley did a few weeks ago, new Houston Rockets center Dwight Howard got out on the dance floor and engaged in some suggestive dancing with an older woman.

There is little information about the what, where, when and whys related to what’s behind the videos — or the reasons for Howard uploading them — so all we can do is sit back and enjoy the awkwardness as Howard and this older gal boogie-oogie-oogie-’til-they-just-can’t-boogie-no-more.

The first video Howard uploaded to Instagram features “Love Train” by the O’Jays as the soundtrack to all the handsy interplay between Howard and AARP Lady:

Followed up with a little “Sexual Healing” from Marvin Gaye to set the mood:

Nope, nothing awkward about that. All I know is that elderly gal may have needed to double-up her nightly dosage of Doan’s Back Pills following that up-tempo display of getting down.

But wait. There’s more.

Howard also uploaded a couple of videos of him in a gray granny wig doing “The Electric Slide” and “The Hustle” during a group dance:

Crazy stuff. In that wig, Howard looks like a cross between Norman Bates when he’s dressed up as his mother and Madea. Not a good look.

[H/T Pro Basketball Talk, videos via Dwight Howard Instagram]